You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?
- No.
- No.
But I have seen a ship with black sails.
No ship not crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil, Hell spat him back out, could have black sails, so couldn't be any other ship than The Black Pearl.
Is that what you're saying?
No.
Like I said, there's no real ship that can match the Interceptor... You! Get away from there!
You don't have permission to be aboard!
I'm sorry, but it's such a pretty boat. Ship!
- What's your name?
- Smith! Or Smithy, if you like.
What's your purpose in Port Royal, 'Mr. Smith'?
- And no lies!
- All right. I confess.
I intend to commandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, I intend to commandeer a ship, pick up a crew in Tortuga, rape, pillage and otherwise pilfer my black guts out.
- I said no lies!
- I think he's telling the truth.
If he were telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us.
Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told you.