The Big Short大空头（2015） Movie Script

Where'd ya go pal?

Cab!!

Everyday I think you're gonna talk about it, and you're gonna do!

Will you ever think about the idea of making a change?

Fine, fine, honey, you know what, I will consider it, but honestly... Cynthia I'm ok, I really am!

Hey, hey!

No, no, my cab!

That's my cab, that's my cab, that is my cab!

Schmuck! F*** you!

F*** you!

I'll call you later.

I wanna buy... Swaps on mortgage bonds credit default swap, that will pay off... If the underlying... Bond fails.

You want to bet against the housing market? Yes why?

Those bonds only fail if millions of Americans don't pay their mortgages.

That's never happened in history.

If you'll excuse me Dr. burry, that seems like a foolish investment.

Based on... prevailing sentiment of the market and banks, and popular culture... Yes, it's a foolish investment.

But eh... Everyone's wrong... That's a good one.

This is wall-street Dr. burry, if you offer us free money, we're going to take it my one concern is, is that.. Eh..

When the bonds fail..

Eh... I want to be certain, of payment, in case of solvency issues with the bank.

I'm sorry, are you for real?

You want to bet against the housing market, and you're worried we won't pay you?

Yes.. That's correct.

whispersListen.. I don't think this will work... whispers the market on housing is never gonna crash whispers this is all rock-solid by now whispers it wouldn't even if we wanted it to.