The Big Short大空头（2015） Movie Script

Do not throw our acception- agreement in my face Michael!

We had an underlying understanding, you wouldn't act like a goddamn crazy man!

This is not crazy... It's all very logical.

So now we pay up premiums on these swaps against housing-market until the mortgages fail?

In other words... We lose millions until something that has never happened before... happens?

That's correct!

Hello mark Baum oh hey Cathy!

It wasn't me, I had a personal thing this afternoon.

I'm not your babysitter.

If your appoint makes money for mark and Sally I'm happy!

Ok... hey did I hear you're expecting?

Eh, we're expecting to be expecting... I'd be upset clearing this out, but we're ..

That's exciting!

Lump.. In my ball I'll go in for a scan hmm turns out I have large thing, called an epididymis which is a thing that goes around the ball and is like a sack underneath.

I have an extremely pronounced epididymis enriveted that is.

Almost as large as another testicle on itself so get this... Cynthia..

Guys!

Cynthia wants me to quit!

And open a b&b in Vermont.

That's great! I'd love to see mark Baum run a bed and breakfast!

Like:

Here's your steel-cut oatmeal a**hole!

Mark refused to kiss the ring of the people with the checkbooks, so he had to set up his fund under Morgan Stanley's umbrella.

His small team his... Distrust of the system.

You guys are sick..

You're sick!