The Big Short大空头（2015） Movie Script

The banks have given us twenty-five percent interest rates on credit cards.

They have screwed us on student-loans, so we can never get out from under.

Then this guy, walks into my office and says: "Those same banks got greedy, they lost track of the market" and I can profit off of their stupidity f***! Yeah!

I want him to be right!

I mean, how come you don't hate this guy?

He's everything you taught us not to trust!

You can't hate him! He is so transparent in his self-interest that I kinda respect him.

Would I buy a car from him?... No!

Is he right about the mortgage market?

Let's find out. Let's find out!

Look... it's two very simple questions: Is there a housing bubble? And if there is... how exposed are the banks?

Let's get on this quickly too, because if he is right... Every loser with a couple million bucks in a fund is gonna be jumping on us.

Let's go!

J.P. Morgan-chase, j.P. Morgan-chase.

Ok.. Don't!... Stop saying j.P. Morgan-chase!

I got a good feeling about this just a meeting though, you know... It's just a meeting!

People have meetings all the time... You know!

People drink their coffee, they have a meeting... Brownfield funds?

Yes! Yes!

Hello, hey!

Chris... I'm on Ted's desk.

I'm Charlie, I'm Charlie Geller, I'm Jamie, Jamie shipley.. Hi!

We're so excited to get setup on your trading platform!

Here, eh.. Have a seat a second.

Alright!