The Big Short大空头（2015） Movie Script

Alright, let's crunch some numbers, then maybe we'll talk about calling Ben I don't wanna crunch the numbers, when haven't we crunched the numbers?

Seriously guys!

I need you out of here of course, yes mam!2 one second!

We're going, we're going!

Oh god, I hate this!

This is a total waste of time!

Come on!

Would you relax!

I think this is a housing development about forty-five minutes outside of town.

Mark wants us to check that out first.

I hope there's some Cuban restaurants on the way there, because I heard the Cuban food is amazing in Miami.

Please don't be chipper in the face of me being miserable!

It really makes me hate you!

How is wanting to eat good food, being chipper?

Hello?

Hello?

What's up man?

What do you want?

Hello, I'm surveying mortgage owners who are over 90 days delinquent I'm looking for a Harvey humpsy you want my landlord's dog?

Your landlord filled out his mortgage application using his dogs name?

I guess so!

Wait, has that a**hole not been paying his mortgage?

Coz, I've been paying my rent!

Well, yeah he is over 90 days delinquent seriously man!

Am I gonna have to leave?