The Big Short大空头（2015） Movie Script

This market will last!

Actually, can I talk to a mortgage broker?

Anybody you recommend? Anybody you like?

Yes, yes, there's someone, absolutely!

Yeah, b*tch better like me, sent her ass to Cabo!

So is Morgan Stanley recruiting us?

Is that..

No, eh no.

The bank owns our hedge-fund we're not really a part of it, we invest in financial service companies.

We're trying to understand the residential mortgage business.

How many loans do you write each month?

I don't know, about six what was it four years ago?

Ten... but maybe fifteen.

I was a bartender, now I own a boat!

So, how many of these are eh..

Adjustable rate mortgages?

Well, most.

Yeah, I'd say about ninety percent the bonuses on those skyrocketed a few years ago adjustables are bread and honey so, do applicants ever get rejected?

Seriously?

Look if they get rejected I suck at my job!

Even if they have no money?

Well, my firm offers a ninja loan.

No income no job application, I just leave the income-section blank if I want.

Corporate doesn't care.

These people just want homes, and they go with the flow.