The Big Short大空头（2015） Movie Script

Garibaldi's are bbb!

Mark, are you sure?

Yeah, yeah! It's time to call bullshit!

Bullshit on what?

Every f***ing thing!

Is this America's angriest hedge-fund?

Hi listen, I got one last question for you how are you f***ing us?

There's a nice way to say that Vinnie... I'm serious we'll buy your swaps, but only if you say how you're f***ing us.

I'm not f***ing you Vinnie, I'm kissing you I'm looking deep into your eyes as I make love to you Vinnie.

I'm handing you the deal of the century on a f***ing platter!

What do I get out of it?

Easy..

I got a 20 million a month negative carrier I got bosses trying to pull the plug, because they're thinking I'm out of my f***ing mind alright?

We make this trade, those problems aren't so big anymore and sure... swaps are a dark market so... I set the price, whatever price I want.

And when you come for the payday, I'm gonna rip your eyes out I'm gonna make a fortune but the good news is Vinnie, you're not gonna care cause you're going to make so much f***ing money!

That's what I get out of it wanna know what you get out of it?

You get the ice-cream, the hot-fudge, the banana and the nuts!

Right now I get the sprinkles and yeah... if this goes through... I get the cherry.

You get the sundae!

Alright, I'll buy that.

Thank you!

So what do you say?

Want me to make you a market?

We'll take 50 million garibaldi-4 triple-b sharpen your pencils, I'll get the paperwork ready aahhh... f*** you too!

Yes!