The Big Short大空头（2015） Movie Script

No I am not kidding you!

Is that the angle you're taking?

So now anybody who has a boss, can't be held responsible for doing shitty and illegal things! -What are you? Four?

No, eh, eh, I am not four!

Mister baum, I am not, no!

And I wonder, I wonder, what your incentives might be.

Is it maybe in your best interest to have the ratings changed? Is it, perhaps?

How many credit default swaps do you own?

Doesn't make me wrong just makes you a hypocrite!

Raaaaaahr!

Mortgage-delinquencies went up and the cdo's got more valuable, unbelievable!

We know, it's completely backwards!

I just called an old friend at bear he didn't even know what a cdo is.

Yeah, I just had to wire bear and deutsche seventy thousand dollars it's like two plus two equals... Fish!

Great!

You bought into a rigged game we lose everything.. -I'm gonna have to move back in with my mom!

Can't do that well, alright I got a colon in a couple of mins wait a minute, hold on! Ben!

Ben, look!

Either the banks are clueless and they don't know how to value these cdo's or... They're suck crooks that... the cdo's are worth sh*t, and they're hiding it!

I think we should buy more swaps!

What? -Suck it up and pay up fellas we made a deal no way, no!

Are you f***ing kidding me?

You come in here you f***ing f***ing! -You're a f***, how do you even seriously?

No, no, no!

Yeah!