The Big Short大空头（2015） Movie Script

These guys are morons!

F***ing tool!

Woo!- F*** yes!

Boom, yeah man boom!

We ought to be buying every swap we can get our hands on!

Just hold on okay, hold on!

My brothers ex-girlfriend works for the scc, she just told me she's in town, okay!?

So if we're missing something, maybe she can tell me, give me some insight.

In the mean-time, you go to the main floor to buy some more swaps well actually, we're about to invest in housing bonds.

I was just wondering if the scc is worried about them at all I know you're not allowed to tell me specifics, but, just generally.

Ow, we don't investigate mortgage bonds truth is, since we had our budgets cut, we don't investigate much!

Then why are you here? I thought..

I'm not here for the scc!

I'm here on my own dime I'm floating my resume to some big banks!

How's your brother by the way?

How are you floating your resume to big banks?

I mean, you're supposed to be the ones policing the big banks grow up Jamie!

There must be some kind of law against working for a financial institution right after you've been working in financial regulation right?

No!

No!

Hey!

Dougie!

Hey, come over here!

What are you doing at Caesar's?

He's a Goldman we can do bbb-level swaps at 500 basis points, maybe!