The Big Short大空头（2015） Movie Script

Right now, every bank in town is unloading these sh*t-bonds under un-suspecting customers and they won't devalue them until they get them off their books this level of criminality is unprecedented even on f***ing wall-street!

Jamie... This is me being honest here okay.

It took me years to build my relationships on wall-street no bank or ratings-agency is gonna confirm a story like this just because it comes from two guys in a... Garage-band hedge-fund that thinks it's the apocalypse.

Wow!

I thought you were for real Casey you know, I have to say, I really did!

Yeah Jamie, you try being for real with a three-year old and a wife getting her masters-degree I'm not gonna burn my reputation on your wild hunch wow!

Thanks for coming guys, totally f***ing awesome to see you!

Yeah. Casey, I've always hated you because you were a prick in college and you are a prick today!

Thanks Charlie!

Still living with your mom?

Charlie, come on!

It's mark baum again. Call me!

Sub-prime bonds fell off a cliff rumor has it default-numbers are huge!

Who got their remittance-data early?

I bet it's Goldman nah, f*** you very much!

Jared!

It's chaos down here, where are we?

And Caesar wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer.

Shane... Shane!

Well... Nobody's buying cdo's and mortgage bonds anymore and everybody wants swaps, swaps are not he most popular product on the street that's good for us!

Yes, and no.

I heard from somebody, who heard from somebody no Alex. No... sorry!

I'm betting kleeger over at Morgan is taking up some heavy losses in the bond-department your sh*t might be taking on water time to get our life-jacket and get out.

Holy sh*t!

I'm jacked I'm jacked!