异种教师 The Faculty Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-06-12

A horror tale set in a High School where the students suspect the teaching staff of being aliens, who are intent on making the students their victims.一个恐怖故事发生在一所高中,学生们怀疑教职员工是外星人,他们打算让学生成为受害者。

Great. Just listen to yourselves.
Our teachers are aliens?
That's not weird, that's f***ing psychotic.
Come on, guys.
This is nuts.
Then leave, Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.
Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of your sh*t.
Get the f*** out of here and take your freak dyke with you.
F*** you, tit bags.
- Will everybody calm down, please?
- All right, Casey.
Let's go alien for a second.
Why here?
Why Ohio?
If you were going to take over the world, would you blow up the White House Independence Day style... or sneak in through the backdoor?
Casey.
Man, the only person in this school who is an alien... is you, man.
F*** you, Zeke.
What's going on here?
Shouldn't you people be in class?
Well, it's like this, Mr Furlong, Casey here thinks you're an alien.
- Really?
- The whole faculty, actually.
Is that true?
Casey?