异种教师 The Faculty Movie Script

Mr Furlong, what are you doing?

I'm just gonna check his prostate.

Actually, the surface texture changed, so... I want to feel it.

It can replicate.

Jesus.

F***!

Goddamn it!

- I'm okay.

- It has teeth.

Where did it get teeth?

I'm gonna call the university.

I've just been thinking ahead, Coach, and... I've decided to quit the team... and concentrate on my academics.

Okay.

Stan, we'll miss you.

That's it?

Well, what do you want me to say?

My star quarterback comes to me the day before we play Brun County, the only team in the district that can kick our ass, and tells me he doesn't want to play.

There's something up with that.

You seem to be going through some life-defining turning point, and I'm not gonna stand in the way of the human condition.

You do what you have to do.

Thanks for not reaming me, Coach.

What kind of human being would I be if I did that?

Hey, give me that back.

Hey, yo, piss wad, you're in my way.

I'm sorry.