异种教师 The Faculty Movie Script

杰瑞发布于12 Jun 10:46

A horror tale set in a High School where the students suspect the teaching staff of being aliens, who are intent on making the students their victims.一个恐怖故事发生在一所高中，学生们怀疑教职员工是外星人，他们打算让学生成为受害者。

Casey? You understand?
Casey, you understand?
- Casey?
- Yeah.
Sure.
- It's Neve Campbell?
- And Jennifer Love Hewitt, right?
Yep.
Party of prettiness.
- And they're naked?
- Full frontal.
Zeke, you cannot conduct personal business on school property.
Well, Miss Burke, we have a problem... because I'm sitting on my car and that's my property.
Well, I've had complaints from several students... that you've sold them mind-altering substances.
You want to tell me about it or take it up with Principal Drake?
You're too tense, Miss Burke, but I've got just the thing for you.
You know, Zeke, I'm the authority figure here. It's time you realized that.
"For gentle relief of blockage caused by dietary stress." - Chocolate-flavoured laxatives.
- You know... if you applied just five percent... - of that intellect to your studies, - Not a chocolate lover?
you could have made up your finals last summer.
- You didn't have to repeat your senior year.
- How about these?
Condoms.
Magnum-sized, and they're cherry-flavoured.
Come on, Miss Burke.