异种教师 The Faculty Movie Script

Man, I'm really not in the mood, Miss Burke. I'm clean.

- What's up with her?

- Not today.

It's too damn hot, and I got zero-f***ing-tolerance.

Eat me, you a**hole. I'm the one with no tolerance, you pathetic little runt.

Ouch. Comeback.

What are you gonna do?

Are you gonna call my mother?

And how am I supposed to do that, little Zekey boy?

Do you even know where she is?

Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week... to hide from her great big bastard mistake.

I've taken your sh*t for too f***ing long, you dickless drug-induced excuse for a human being.

- Woman, what are you on?

- "Woman"? Did you just say, "woman"?

I'm sick of you, little boy.

And if I see you peddling your wonder dust again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass... you'll be sucking my toes till graduation.

Big trouble.

She got some bad sh*t.

And then they chased us, but we got away.

All this started when Mrs Brummel did a wet and wild... - in the boys' locker room?

- I think so.

Everybody's been acting really strange, especially the faculty.
每个人都表现得很奇怪，尤其是教员。

Tell me about it. It's like they've all turned into f***ing pod people... - or something.

- Into what people?

Invasion of the Body Snatchers.