Don't stand on politeness. If you want to go to bed, we won't steal anything.
Thank you.
We'll send word when we're ready to go, if you want to say goodbye.
Yes. Well, try not to burn the place down.
Here we are.
"Kafiristan. 10, 000 square miles.
Mountainous terrain.
Religion unknown. Population unknown.
Conquered by Alexander in 328 B.C.
According to Herodotus, he defeated King Oxyartes whose daughter Roxanne he subsequently took to wife."
You buy from me, I give you good price.
Very cheap, very nice things for you, especially for you, sir.
Our forward continuance is impeded by this fellow, who is begging you will accompany him that he may show you a rare and wonderful thing.
- What thing?
- He would not say what thing.
Therefore, I suspect his bad intentions to entice you into a house of disreputation where he will take you, kill you, murder you cut your throat and rob the money from your pockets also.
Crikey!
- Wait at the office!
- Sir, please!
Myself, I will take you to a loving house.
You will be very happy and delightful... Morning to you, brother.
Glad you caught the performance.
What do you think?
It's convincing, but what are you rascals up to now?
Last week it was kings you were to be, of Kafiristan.