The Man Who Would Be King Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2025-05-13

A god! Put your foot out that I may kiss your big toe.
- You may kiss my royal arse.
- Not royal, holy!
- You're a deity, remember?
- Peachy.
- Yes, Billy?
- Is Danny not son of Sikander?
No, he's a man like us. He can break wind at both ends simultaneous.
Which I bet is more than any god can do!
But the arrow.
The arrow stuck in the bandolier.
No miracle.
You better tell them. And my dad's name was Herbert Dravot, Esquire and he was a bar steward in Durham!
Hang on, Danny.
- Maybe we're missing a bet.
- What do you mean?
Supposing you was an ignorant Kafiri who would you rather follow, a god or a man?
Now, we're here to conquer this country, ain't we?
Well, with you as a god, it would take half the time and half the trouble.
The idea is a bit blasphemous like.
No, Danny blaspheming is when you take his name in vain God Almighty's.
What if they found out we was having them on?
Why should they?
We won't tell them.
- You won't tell them, will you, Billy?