战争机器 War Machine (2017) Movie Script

It's, like, one phone call.

"Hello, they won't let us take off.

Can you fix it?"

"Oh, no, monsieur.

Big volcano. No take off. " "Well, this is General Glen McMahon we're talking about here. " "Oh, General Glen McMahon.

Oh, I did not know.

Why didn't you say that?

Pardon, monsieur, of course you may take off. " - Done! How hard is that?

- I've made the calls. Believe me.

Listen, we are the f***ing US military.

We practically invented everything!

And now we have some chinless f*** in Brussels who's telling us we can't fly our own plane because of a volcano in Greenland.

What are we supposed to do?

Sit around here in Paris and wait for it to "stop erupting"?

I don't know, Greg. This isn't exactly a situation that I've been in before.

Okay, bear with me on this one.

I think I might have just solved our problem.

I really can't tell you why these guys got so loose in front of me.

Or why Glen let them get so loose.

I can only put it down to hubris.

These guys thought they were the most important guys in the world... with the most important jobs in the world.

Maybe they assumed I thought they were as amazing as they did.

What are you writing?

Hmm?

What are you writing?