King and Maxwell: Summer Adventures Season #1 Episode #1 Movie Script

(looks to Finch) That sound right to you?

A bemused Finch looks from one to the other.

FINCH:

What kind of cops are you?

MICHELLE:

We’re not cops, Eddie.

The SQUEAL of CAR BRAKES. She and Sean both react.

MICHELLE (CONT’D) They’re the cops.

Finch turns as half a dozen Metro Police cars squeal to astop and D.C.'s finest leap out, guns drawn.

And off Michelle and Sean raising their hands... INT. METRO POLICE DEPARTMENT - CHARGING AREA - DAY UNIFORMED COPS and DETECTIVES processing the morning’s catch - from STREET GIRLS to bar room BRAWLERS.

A UNIFORMED COP unlocks the holding cage.

COP:

King. Maxwell.

King & Maxwell Revised Network 01-10-12 Sean and Michelle step through the door.

COP (CONT’D) Front desk. The Senator vouched for you.

They cross to the front desk, passing Finch, who is beingprocessed by a DETECTIVE. The CHARGE SERGEANT slides overtheir bagged belongings.

SERGEANT:

Check the contents, initial the firstpage, sign and date the second...youreally catch Bugs breaking the law ofnature with a Senator’s wife?

SEAN:

That’s why the Senator hired privateinvestigators. And don’t call him arabbit, you’ll hurt his feelings.

SERGEANT:

Hamster?

SEAN:

Beaver.

MICHELLE:

(off the Sergeant’s look) Don’t go there.

The Sergeant thinks better of it, goes back to his paperwork.

Michelle clips on her holster, pockets her cellphone andwallet. And waits as Sean struggles with his shoelaces, belt, tie, keys, wallet, cellphone, sunglasses, pocket-knife, combopen- laser-pointer and loose change.

SEAN:

What?

MICHELLE:

Did I say something?

SEAN:

It’s easy for women. Dump it in apurse and you’re good to go. Guy’sgotta distribute the load. Then you’ve got all the self-harmaccessories - the belt, the shoelaces, the tie He takes the combo-pen-laser-pointer from her SEAN (CONT’D) The combo-pen-laser-pointer... King & Maxwell Revised Network 01-10-12

MICHELLE:

Never leave home without it.

SEAN:

Hey, saved your butt this morning.