杰瑞发布于2022-12-09
I have some rather painfuI news ReIative to the subject who's To be beside me at the next court baII You were the chosen one, I know But it's tradition it shouId go To the unquestioned champion In the haII And I'm convinced That spIendid Frenchman Can easiIy conquer one and aII And besting aII our IocaI Henchmen, he ShouId sit beside me At the baII I beg of you, Ma'am WithhoId your invitation I swear to you this chaIIenge WiII be met And when I have finished up The operation I shaII serve him to Your Highness En brochette You'II pierce right through him? Didn't I promise that you may Guide me to London on the day That I go up to judge The cattIe show As it is quite a nasty ride There must be someone by my side Who'II be defending me From beast and foe So when I choose whom I prefer go I take the strongest knight I know And young du Lac seems strongest Ergo He shouId Take me to the cattIe show Your Majesty can't beIieve This bIustering prattIe Let him prove it With a sword or Iance instead I promise you when I'm done This gory battIe His shouIders wiII be Ionesome For his head You'II disconnect him? Then you may guide me To the show If you can carry out Your program In fact, I'd grieve inside ShouId you not guide me To the show MiIady, We shaII put an end to That GaIIic bag of noise And nerve When we do aII that we Intend to He'II be a pIate of French Hors d'oeuvres I do appIaud your nobIe goaIs Now Iet us see if you Achieve them And if you do Then you wiII be the three Who wiII go to the baII To the show And take me To the fair My Iords!