成人世界 Adult World (2013) Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2024-03-08

一个即将毕业的大学生,她深信自己会成为一个伟大的诗人,而并不是每天在成人书店工作。 A naive college graduate, Amy, who believes she's destined to be a great poet, begrudgingly accepts a job in a shop while she pursues a mentorship with reclusive writer Rat Billings.

Yeah, I'm an adult.
I swear.
- See you, Mary Anne.
- Bye, Roy.
Later.
- Policemen shop here?
- Sure, same as everybody else.
Well, yeah, but they're policemen.
So?
We're not doing anything illegal.
Yeah, but he's a person of authority participating in the subjugation of women.
His wife was in a skydiving accident.
She plummeted 10,000 feet, and her chute didn't open.
Been in a coma for two years.
He rents porn to stay faithful to her until Jesus takes her.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
Okay.
A lot of people like the old-school feel of browsing the real shelves.
Plus, we have a ton of vintage stuff you can't find online.
And the sex toys... sometimes people don't want to wait.
Or have their mom open a fedex box with their fleshlight in it.
Who's on bathroom duty?
- Not I!
- Not I.
- I am.