飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-05-01

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

Oveur looks down at his dinner tray and sees skeleton of the fish he just ate.
ELAINE:
Just how serious is it, doctor?
DR. RUMACK Extremely serious. It starts with a slight fever.
Oveur experiences what the doctor is describing.
DR. RUMACK Then a dryness in the throat. As the virus penetrates the red blood cells the victim becomes dizzy and begins to experience a rash and itching. From there the poison works its way into the central nervous system causing severe muscle spasms, followed by the inevitable drooling. At this point, the entire digestive system is rendered useless, causing the complete collapse of the lower bowels, accompanied by uncontrollable flatulence...until finally the poor bastard is reduced to a quivering, wasted piece of jelly.
Oveur passes out and pitches forward onto the controls.
Rumack and Elaine lose balance as plane dives.
EXT. AIRPLANE - NIGHT THUNDER and lightning as plane is diving.
INT. PASSENGER CABIN - NIGHT Passengers are being tossed about. A woman, applying rouge, smears it all over her face.
INT. CABIN - ANOTHER AREA - CLOSEUP - A PLATE OF JELLO wiggling. CAMERA PANS UP to braless woman whose breasts are wiggling.
INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT As they finally untangle Oveur from the wheel, he gains semi-consciousness.
OVEUR:
(gasping) Turn...on...automatic pilot.
Oveur passes out.
ELAINE:
Uh, automatic pilot...automatic pilot?
INSERT - ELAINE'S POV - CONTROL PANEL - NIGHT
ELAINE:
is frantically searching for automatic pilot button.
ELAINE:
There it is!
INSERT - SWITCH MARKED "AUTOMATIC PILOT" Elaine's hand tenuously reaches for and turns switch to "ON".
INT. COCKPIT - CO-PILOT'S SEAT - NIGHT SOUND of rushing air as instantly inflatable balloon pilot takes shape in seat with hands on wheel. His uniform and cap are painted on, and he has an alert "leave the driving to us" expression on his face. The plane immediately regains level flight, and Elaine and Rumack sigh in relief.
DR. RUMACK I'll get back to the passengers.
Rumack exits.
McCROSKEY (v.o.) (over radio) Come in two-zero-niner. This is Chicago.
Flight two-zero-niner, come in, please.
Elaine picks up mike while still standing.
ELAINE:
This is Elaine Dickinson. I'm the stewardess. Captain Oveur is passed out on the floor, and we've lost the co-pilot and navigator, too. We're in terrible trouble.