飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2023-05-01

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

ELAINE:
It takes so many things to make love last.
Most of all it takes respect. And I can't live with a man I don't respect!
She leaves.
STRIKER:
(to CAMERA) What a pisser.
INT. TERMINAL BUILDING - CONCESSION AREA - NIGHT CAPTAIN CLARENCE OVEUR is standing at the magazine racks.
The first two sections of the display are books; the third is girly magazines. The captions over the dis­play are FICTION, NON-FICTION, WHACKING MATERIAL. He selects a magazine entitled "Modern Sperm" and begins to page through.
P.A. SYSTEM (v.o.) Captain Clarence Oveur, white courtesy phone. Captain Clarence Oveur, white courtesy phone.
Captain Oveur approaches telephones and picks up a red phone.
OPERATOR (v.o.) No, the white phone.
Oveur picks up the white phone.
OVEUR:
This is Captain Oveur.
OPERATOR (v.o.) One moment for your call from the Mayo Clinic.
P.A. SYSTEM (v.o.) Captain Oveur, white courtesy phone.
Captain Clarence Oveur...
OVEUR:
(yelling at ceiling) I've got it!
P.A. SYSTEM (v.o.) All right. Thank you.
OPERATOR (v.o.) Go ahead with your call.
TURNANSKY (v.o.) This is Doctor Turnansky at the Mayo Clinic.
INT. DR. TURNANSKY'S OFFICE - NIGHT DR. TURNANSKY is seated at desk. Behind him are shelves filled with mayonnaise jars.
TURNANSKY: There's a passenger on your Chicago flight two-oh-niner, a little girl named Lisa Davis -- en route to Minneapolis. She's scheduled for a heart transplant and we'd like you to tell her mother that we found a donor an hour ago.
On his desk is a beaker containing a beating heart.
TURNANSKY: We have the heart here ready for surgery and we must have the recipient on the operating table within six hours.
The heart jumps out of the beaker, across the desk and falls off the edge.
TURNANSKY:
I want you to make sure she is kept in a reclined position and that a continuous watch is kept on her I.V.
INT. TERMINAL BUILDING - PHONE AREA - NIGHT TURNANSKY (v.o.) Also, it's important that... OPERATOR (v.o.) Excuse me. This is the Operator, Captain Oveur, I have an emergency call for you on line five trom a Mister Hamm.