飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于01 May 11:27

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

STRIKER:
(to Rumack and Randy) The stewardess said... STRIKER'S POV Empty pilot's seat and inflated automatic pilot.
STRIKER:
Both pilots!
DR. RUMACK Can you fly this airplane and land it?
STRIKER:
Surely you can't be serious.
DR. RUMACK I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!
What flying experience have you had?
STRIKER:
Well, I flew single-engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying...all together!!!
RANDY/RUMACK (all together) It's an entirely different kind of flying.
STRIKER:
Besides, I haven't touched any ­kind of plane in six years.
DR. RUMACK Mister Striker. I know nothing about flying. All I know is this: you're the only person on this plane who can possibly fly it. You're the only chance we've got.
DRAMATIC MUSIC as Striker turns to face the controls.
STRIKER'S POV CAMERA PANS controls. CAMERA KEEPS PANNING and PANNING as WE SEE more and more controls ad absurdum.
EXT. LAX PASSENGER LOADING AREA - NIGHT INSERT METER - $ll5.25. The businessman in Striker's cab checks his watch.
INT. CHICAGO DISPATCH - NIGHT McCROSKEY (to Air Controller) Tell Omaha to acknowledge and standby.
(into phone) Get every piece of emergency equipment you can reach.
(to Air Controller) Alert at every mile of the way from here to the mountains.
Hinshaw grabs Air Controller #1's tummy.
HINSHAW:
Would anyone care for a roll and coffee?
Phone RINGS.
AIR CONTROLLER #2 Chief?
McCROSKEY We'll need a pre-landing flight check.
Tell 'em I'm in the dispatch office and I want it here fast.
AIR CONTROLLER #2 It's your wife.
McCROSKEY (into phone) I want the kids in bed by nine. I want the dog fed, the yard watered, and the gate locked. And get a note to the milkman -- no more cheese!
He slams dowm the phone. He leans his hands on the desk.