飞机 Airplane! Movie Script

杰瑞发布于01 May 11:27

飞机（澳大利亚、新西兰、南非、日本和菲律宾的片名为《飞得高！》）是一部1980年的美国模仿电影，由大卫·祖克、吉姆·亚伯拉罕和杰里·祖克执导和编剧，派拉蒙影业发行。该片由罗伯特·海斯和朱莉·哈格蒂主演，莱斯利·尼尔森、罗伯特·斯塔克、劳埃德·布里奇斯、彼得·格雷夫斯、卡里姆·阿卜杜勒·贾巴尔和洛娜·帕特森主演。这部电影是对灾难电影类型的模仿，尤其是1957年派拉蒙电影《零点时刻》！，它借用了剧情和中心人物，以及1975年《机场》中的许多元素。这部电影以其超现实幽默和快节奏的闹剧喜剧而闻名，包括视觉和语言双关语和插科打诨。 Airplane! (titled Flying High! in Australia, New Zealand, South Africa, Japan and the Philippines) is a 1980 American parody film directed and written by David Zucker, Jim Abrahams, and Jerry Zucker and released by Paramount Pictures. It stars Robert Hays and Julie Hagerty and features Leslie Nielsen, Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges, Peter Graves, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Lorna Patterson. The film is a parody of the disaster film genre, particularly the 1957 Paramount film Zero Hour!, from which it borrows the plot and the central characters, as well as many elements from Airport 1975. The film is known for its use of surreal humor and its fast-paced slapstick comedy, including visual and verbal puns and gags.

STRIKER:
(into microphone) Yeah, we're okay.
INT. TOWER - NIGHT
KRAMER:
Ted, that was probably the lousiest landing in the history of this airport.
But there are some of us here... INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT KRAMER (v.o.) ...particularly me, who'd like to buy you a drink and shake your hand.
Striker and Elaine leave.
KRAMER (v.o.) ...and, Ted, I just want you to know, that when the going got tough up there, when the chips were down... INT. PASSENGER CABIN - BOARDING AREA - NIGHT Randy is assisting Jack and Shirley, the Hammens, and the nun from the plane.
RANDY:
Hurry now. Please be careful.
INT. TOWER - NIGHT Air controllers leave as Kramer continues.
KRAMER:
...Lonliness, that's the bottom line. I was never happy as a child. Christmas, Ted, what does it mean to you? For me, it was a living hell. Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked? In the head? By an iron boot? Of course you don't. No one does. That never happens.
Sorry, Ted. Dumb question. Strike that.
INT. PASSENGER CABIN - BOARDING AREA - NIGHT Randy is assisting Hari Krishnas and Black Dudes from plane.
EXT. RUNWAY - NIGHT McCroskey, dressed in wet suit and flippers and oxygen tank is moving as though swimming under water.
McCROSKEY (v.o.) I didn't know that the electric eel was approaching so rapidly nor that hidden in the coral reef was a family of poisonous sea urchins.
EXT. RUNWAY - NIGHT Lisa Davis and her mother enter ambulance. It pulls from FRAME. We HEAR a loud screech and crash.
INT. COCKPIT - NIGHT Kramer is still droning on.
KRAMER (v.o.) (into mike) ...and they shall be for frontlets between thine eyes, Ted. Neither they man servant, nor they maid servant, nor thine ox, nor thine ass.
EXT. RUNWAY - NIGHT ROMANTIC MUSIC.
Striker and Elaine are alone on the runway. Behind them is flight 209. They embrace and kiss as CAMERA ARCS around.
MUSIC SWELLS. Suddenly the ENGINES REV UP. Astonished, they look up to the cockpit.
EXT. COCKPIT - NIGHT Automatic pilot is at controls. He salutes Striker and Elaine and winks at CAMERA.
EXT. RUNWAY - NIGHT The plane begins to taxi on its belly, shooting off sparks and making a tremendous scraping SOUND. Arm in arm, Striker and Elaine wave good-bye as the plane takes off into the night sky.
FADE OUT.