Avengers: Endgame 复仇者联盟4：终局之战 Movie Script

[He walks into view, and the audience's jaw drops. Thor, who is shirtless, has definitely put on more than a couple of pounds since we saw him last.]

THOR:

The Cinemax ran out about two weeks ago, and the sports were all kind of fuzzy. [He grabs a beer]

BRUCE BANNER:

Thor?

THOR:

[He notices Bruce and Rocket standing there. He cracks into joy.] BOYS! Oh my God! Its so to see you! [To Rocket, trying to hug him] Come here, you little rascal! [growling]

ROCKET:

No, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary.

THOR:

Hulk, you know my friends, Miek, Korg, right?

[We see Miek and Korg sitting on a couch, PlayStation controller in hand, playing Fortnite and eating chips.]

KORG:

Hey boys!

BRUCE BANNER:

Hey guys, long time no see.

KORG:

Beer's on the bucket. Feel free to log on to the Wi-Fi. No password, obviously. [He goes back to his game.] Thor, he's back. The kid on the TV that called me a d*ckhead again.

THOR:

NoobMaster.

KORG:

Yeah, NoobMaster69 called me a d*ckhead.

[Thor walks over to Korg, takes his headphones, and speaks into the mic.]

THOR:

NoobMaster. Hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately, I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT! Oh, that's right, go cry to your father, you little weasel!

KORG:

[Thor brings his headphones back] Thank you, Thor.

THOR:

Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?

KORG:

Thank you very much. I will.

THOR:

So you guys want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things.

[Thor uses Stormbreaker to open a bottle of beer and starts drinking. Bruce walks to him and places a hand on his shoulder]

BRUCE BANNER:

Buddy, you all right?

THOR:

Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?

ROCKET:

[Concerned] You look like melted ice cream.

THOR:

[Laughs] So, what's up?

BRUCE BANNER:

We need your help. There might be a chance we could fix everything.

THOR:

What, like the cable? [burps] Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks.