大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

It was an honest mistake.
Let's just call it a bad day.
Yeah, but a great view.
You're all right, officer.
Here, a little something for the kids.
- Take that, it's OK.
- I don't have any kids.
No kids? Well, here, get yourself some kids.
Take it all, all right?
And just remember... the best thing about kids is making 'em.
Even if I do manage to graduate... ha ha... what do I do then?
There's the private sector... but look how bad the job market is.
还有私营部门。。。但看看就业市场有多糟糕。
There's Valerie Desmond.
See you guys.
Look how tight her ass is today.
Oh, man. You think there's any way... she would ever go out with me?
- No.
- Oh, thanks.
It's this whole stupid capitalist system, you know?
It's set up to heap rewards... on the advantaged and the aggressive... and to make sure that two regular schmoes... like you and me never get a date with girls like Valerie Desmond.
I hate the whole bourgeois mentality of this school.
Let me ask you something else, man.
Do you make this bullshit up as you go along... - or do you actually read this?
- I read this. It's Karl Marx.
Famous book.