大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

I'll do it with you.
What do you mean, you'll do it with me?
I mean just what I said.
I'm going to college.
What do you think?
What do I think?
I think you're nuts.
Nuts, huh? Who made the rules?
Come here. I'm going to college!
I'm going to college!
Let me get this straight, Mr. Melon.
You wish to enter this widely esteemed... Grand Lakes University of ours as a freshman?
That's right, Dean Martin.
- Are you comfortable?
- I'm fine, yeah.
Oh, the chair. I'm sorry.
This is an awkward moment for me, Mr. Melon... since I realize you're a highly respected member... of our business community.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Our student body here is handpicked by me... from the crme de la crme... of students all across this great land of ours.
That's one of the things I like about this place.
Yes. The point is, though... since you have no high school diploma... and no transcripts of any kind, no S.A.T. Scores... and you're 30 to 40 years older than our average freshman... how can this university ever see its way clear... to accept you as a student?
As Calvin Coolidge once said... "The business of America is business"... and the business of an educational institution... such as ours is to create young minds... that understand that the business of America... is the kind of business that it actually is.
So, whatever it is that I have said here today... the point is that we are here to honor... our most generous benefactor... and newest freshman... the man who's made it possible... for us to break ground here today... Mr. Thornton Melon.
Dean Martin, great speech.