大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

There's nothing like good, clean business, huh?
And a little monkey business.
Oh, Philip. I'm so glad you could make it.
Mr. Melon, I'd like for you to meet Dr. Philip Barbay... who's the dean of our school of business.
David, I just want to get it on record... that I am totally against this.
I don't think that selling admission... to an obviously unqualified student... is very ethical or honorable.
Right, Phil, but I'd just like to say... in all fairness to Mr. Melon here... it was a really big check.
It's a simple matter of this man's presence... undermining the efforts of our legitimate students... who are here as a result of hard work.
Hard work?
Listen, Sherlock, while you were tucked away up here... working on your ethics, I was out there... busting my hump in the real world.
And the reason guys like you got a place to teach... is 'cause guys like me donate buildings.
I wasn't speaking to you, Mr. Melon.
I don't think Dr. Barbay understands... the actual amounts that are involved here.
Mr. Melon, will you take the ceremonial shovel?
Thank you.
And dig into the symbolic dirt.
I hereby dedicate this building to... myself.
Now, Dad, it's just like we talked about.
You sign up for whatever interests you, OK?
We're gonna get on the astronomy line... before it closes up.
See you later.
Look at this.
This is worse than the track.
You want me to move some people for you?
No, don't push anybody around.