大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

He's out there!
Bruce! Bruce! Bruce! Bruce!
Where is he?
I don't know, kid.
All I know is I'm supposed to pick him up here.
- When?
- Now.
Come on, let's register.
Hey, you guys get everything you need?
Oh, yeah, we got it.
Good. What's with the used books?
- What's wrong with used books?
- They've already been read.
And they've already been underlined.
That's the problem.
The guy who underlined them could have been a maniac.
Get these guys some new books.
Charge it to me, too.
Here, pick a card.
And I'm taking four of those school sweaters... a bunch of pennants, some of those beer mugs... a few of these fuzz balls you cheer with, and... Hey, folks, it's on me!
Shakespeare for everyone, OK?
You, too, honey.
I'd like to tame your shrew.
我想驯服你的泼妇。
- Who is that?
- That is Mr. Thornton Melon... the world's oldest living freshman... and the walking epitome of the decline of modern education.