大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

Tell them to make it 2:00.
No, Dad, you don't get it.
They're not gonna reschedule the classes around your massage.
All right, 11: 00.
But I'm gonna talk to that dean.
These classes can be a real inconvenience.
All right, settle down, people.
We've got a lot to cover, and time is short.
There are two kinds of people in business today... the quick and the dead.
So, rather than waste your time this semester... with a lot of useless theories... we're going to jump right in with both feet... and create a fictional company from the ground up.
We'll construct our physical plant... we'll set up an efficient administrative... and executive structure... then we'll manufacture our product and market it.
I think you'll find it very interesting and a lot of fun.
So, let's start by looking at construction costs... of our new factory.
What's the product?
That is immaterial... for the purposes of our discussion here... but if it makes you happy... let's say we're making tape recorders.
Tape recorders?
Are you kiddin'?
The Japs will kill us on the labor costs.
OK, fine.
Then let's just say they're widgets.
What's a widget?
It's a fictional product.
It doesn't matter.
Doesn't matter.
Tell that to the bank.