大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

My first class.
I did good, huh?
You better cool it with Dr. Barbay.
Dr. Barbay, he don't know dick.
He really tells it like it ain't.
Know what he knows how to do?
Flunk you.
Flunk me? Flunk him.
Great attitude. Do you know where your next class is?
Contemporary American history.
Professor Turgeson.
- Turgeson?
- You know him? Is he good?
Well, he's really committed.
In fact, I think he was.
Just keep your head down... and your mouth shut.
You should be all right.
- I'll see you in English.
- All right.
Welcome to Contemporary American history.
I'm Professor Turgeson.
I know a lot of people think history is just facts... just information about the past, but not me.
I hold history very sacred. Sacred.
The way a farmer looks at the Earth and holds it sacred.
The way a Christian takes the Bible... and he holds it sacred.