大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

I'm gonna be watching you.
Good teacher.
He really seems to care.
About what, I have no idea.
College is all right, I'll tell you that.
Hey, buddy, be my guest.
Here's a pen.
Boys, here's a couple of pens, in case you learn how to write.
- I know you.
- Oh, yeah? Here's a pen.
You do those obnoxious commercials.
You're tall and fat.
Yeah, you're short and ugly.
Give me the pen back, will ya?
Honey, here's a pen.
Boys, how are ya?
"And Gibraltar is a girl... "where I was a flower of the mountain.
"Yes, when I put the rose in my hair... "like the Andalusian girls used.
"Or shall I wear red?
"Yes. And how he kissed me under the Moorish wall... "and I thought... "well, as well him as another.
"And then I ask him with my eyes to ask again.
"Yes. And then he asked me would I yes to say yes.
"My mountain flower.
"And first I put my arms around him, yes... "and drew him down to me... "so he could feel my breasts all perfumed, yes... "and his heart was going like mad, and yes... "I said, yes, I will, yes." Yes! Yes!
Thanks for the vote of confidence.