大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

I'll tell you what, then.
Why don't you call me when you have no class?
All right. Maybe I will.
Hello, Philip.
What did he want?
Oh, what do all men want?
He wants you to dress up as Wonder Woman... tie him up with a golden lariat and force him to tell the truth?
No, just dinner, Philip.
Are you jealous of Thornton Melon?
Certainly not.
I've been doing a great deal of thinking lately.
I've been thinking about us.
- And?
- And I think... we should start thinking about forming a... well, um... A merger?
A merger, exactly.
Exactly, a merger.
A partnership.
Seriously, Diane... we're both intelligent, well-educated adults.
We should be together.
Incorporated, if you will.
Look at the balance sheet.
We were made for one another.
Oh, Philip, you darling.
I don't want to be merged or incorporated.
I want to have fun and be romanced and be loved.