大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

I'm lookin' for the fountain of middle age.
What's your story?
I'm setting the new record for the most consecutive losses... by a diving coach in this conference.
Hey, remember, hold that pike longer.
- That your kid?
- Yeah.
Who coached him in high school?
Yours truly.
So, where did you learn how to dive?
Atlantic City. The Steel Pier.
I was in the water show.
I used to open for the diving horse.
You're kiddin'.
I'm from Jersey.
I practically spent my entire life on that pier.
There was a guy, did the most amazing dive... called the Triple Lindy.
Hardest dive I ever saw in my life.
- Who was that guy?
- Yours truly.
You're kiddin'.
I don't joke about dives.
Especially that one.
It almost killed me.
Boy, you were somethin' else.
Hey, can your kid do that dive?