大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

We're havin' a party!
Oh, no, Dad, that's really nice, but I'm in training now.
We got a big meet coming up against Northern.
We'll have a party after the meet.
Dad, why don't you join me on a little reality break, OK?
Just 'cause you're in love with Dr. Turner... does not mean you're gonna pass her course.
You got a major paper coming up on Kurt Vonnegut.
You haven't even read any of the books.
I tried.
I don't understand a word of it.
So, how you gonna write the paper, then?
Hi, I'm Kurt Vonnegut.
I'm looking for Thornton Melon.
Want to come in? Dad?
I don't want to hear one more word out of you... or it's back to the tree.
Come in.
Excuse me. Dr. Barazini?
I'm Thornton Melon.
Oh, yes, Thornton Melon.
I know you.
You delivered the paper on isomagnetic brain waves... in Montreal last year.
No, I sold you your pants.
Oh, of course.
Good to see you.
What are you doing here?