大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

I didn't, Thornton.
You failed me.
- Is it because of last night?
- No. I can accept the fact... that you're completely regressed emotionally... but you won't pass my course by turning in someone else's work.
What do you think, someone else wrote this?
All I know is that you didn't.
That's what disappoints me.
Whoever did write it... doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut.
And another thing, Vonnegut.
I'm going to stop payment on the check.
What's that? F*** me?
Kurt, do you read lips?
F*** you!
Next time I'll call Robert Ludlum.
Derek, have you seen Jason?
I think he's on a three-state killing spree.
Here's some more potentially bad news.
Dean Martin wants to see you in his office right away.
Dean Martin.
And she said, "Let's do it.
The room's already paid for." Oh, golly.
I'm afraid we have... a potentially unpleasant situation on our hands here.
Phil, would you repeat to Mr. Melon... the allegations that you've made to me?
It's clear the work you've handed in is not your own.
I'm accusing you of academic fraud.