大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

He's a nice guy, and he's tough.
Like me.
I'm nice, and I'm tough.
I'll give you an idea what I mean.
My two boys... I put one through college... and the other I put through a wall.
Your papa loves you.
He's lookin' out for ya.
Look out for him.
What's goin' on?
I'm leavin'. I'm sorry, Jason.
This college thing was a big mistake.
- So you're gonna give up?
- I can't win.
They want me to take oral exams in all my subjects.
If I don't take them, they'll kick me out.
And if I take 'em, who knows where they'll kick me.
Hey, Dad, you remember what you told me... when I told you I wanted to quit?
You told me that a man without an education is nothing.
I can't do it.
You can do anything you want to do.
You can do anything you want in life.
Remember, you're a Melon.
Don't quit. I'll help you.
Before we begin... I would just like to thank each and every professor here... for taking time out of his/her extremely busy schedule.
And a special thanks, of course, to Mr. Thornton Melon... who I don't have to remind anyone is the donor... of our new Melon School of Business.