大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-11-30

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

We're wasting time.
Sorry, Phil.
Now, Mr. Melon, you'll have three hours... to complete the examination.
If you fail any part of it, you will be expelled.
Mr. Melon, do you understand?
- The Council of Trent.
- Excuse me?
I missed the question.
We haven't begun yet.
Well, Dr. Barbay, I suppose you're up first.
I have only one question for Mr. Melon... in 27 parts.
I'd like to break him in 27 parts.
Excuse me?
No, nothin', nothin'.
Discuss the foundations of modern global business systems.
Part one:
Define and differentiate... the three economic philosophies... of capitalism, socialism and communism... as pertains to: A... management fundamentals; B... organizing and staffing; C... labor management; and D... production and operations.
Part two... Are you getting all this, Mr. Melon?
Yeah. It's a piece o' cake.
Jason?
Valerie.
I wanted to apologize for the other night... my behavior and the things I said.
And to thank you... for your behavior and the things you said.
I'm really sorry.
And I'm really in love with you... and I really have been for a very long time.
And I can't believe I'm saying this.