大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于30 Nov 15:49

剧情简介：百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆（Thornton Melon）在儿子杰森（Jason）宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西，为了证明他的观点，他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎：总是举办最大的派对，认识所有对的人，但这是过大学的方式吗？ Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

Take it easy.
It's the first day.
On the board, you will see a cost analysis... for construction of a 30,000 square-foot facility... which will encompass both factory and office space... and is fully serviced by all utilities... a railroad spur line and a four-bay shipping dock.
Hold it, hold it. Why build?
You're better off leasing... at a buck and a quarter, a buck and a half a square foot.
Take your down payment and put it into CDs... or something else you can roll over every couple of months.
Thank you, Mr. Melon... but we'll be concentrating on finance... a little later in the term.
For the time being, let's just concentrate... on the construction figures, shall we?
You'll see the final bottom line requires the factoring in... of not just the material and construction costs... but also the architects' fees and the cost of land servicing.
Oh, you left out a bunch of stuff.
Oh, really?
Like what, for instance?
First of all, you have to grease the local politicians... for the sudden zoning problems that always come up.
Then there's the kickbacks to the carpenters.
And if you plan on using any cement in this building... I'm sure the teamsters would like to have... a little chat with you, and that'll cost you.
Don't forget a little something for the building inspectors.
There's the long-term costs, such as waste disposal.
I don't know if you're familiar with who runs that business... but I assure you it's not the boy scouts.
That will be quite enough, Mr. Melon.
Maybe bribes and kickbacks... and Mafia payoffs are how you do business... but they are not part of the legitimate business world... and they're certainly not part of anything... I'm teaching in this class.
Do I make myself clear?
Sorry. Just trying to help.
That's all.
Now, notwithstanding Mr. Melon's input... the next question for us is where to build our factory.
How about Fantasyland?