大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于30 Nov 15:49

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

Nah, nobody can.
It's too dangerous.
You know, he tried out for the team last semester.
He didn't do that good.
Not that good, huh? Watch this.
Jason, do the two and a half!
Not bad.
My main Melon.
Come on, man... there's a pep rally for the football team.
- Let's go. We're there.
- Whoa, wait. What is this?
Me and Standish and Redding are doing the anti-pep rally... to point out that a violent ground acquisition game... such as football is, in fact... a crypto-fascist metaphor for nuclear war.
It sounds like a lot of laughs... but I'm supposed to meet my dad and study.
He's supposed to be here already.
OK, well... if you change your mind, pal, you know where I'll be.
If I change my mind, I'll seek psychiatric help.
Excuse me.
What is the Oort system and what does it tell us?
What? I'm sorry.
Astronomy, chapter two.
Oh, Oort, Oort.
Oort was this scientist, and he figured out... that the smeared-out density of matter can be no greater... than the solar mass per cubic parsec.
You look thrilled.
It's not my theory.
Thanks, that helps a lot.