大儿子小爸爸 Back to School Movie Script

杰瑞发布于30 Nov 15:49

剧情简介:百万富翁商人桑顿·梅隆(Thornton Melon)在儿子杰森(Jason)宣布自己不确定是否要上大学时感到不安。桑顿坚持认为大学是他从未拥有过的最好的东西,为了证明他的观点,他同意和儿子一起入学。桑顿在校园里大受欢迎:总是举办最大的派对,认识所有对的人,但这是过大学的方式吗? Millionaire businessman Thornton Melon is upset when his son Jason announces that he is not sure about going to college. Thornton insists that college is the best thing he never had for himself, and to prove his point, he agrees to enroll in school along with his son. Thornton is a big hit on campus: always throwing the biggest parties, knowing all the right people, but is this the way to pass college? faking out parents fake a stomach cramp moan and wail lick palms

Are you a student in this class?
No.
Who are you?
I'm Marge Sweetwater... Mr. Thornton Melon's private secretary.
What are you doing here?
I'm taking notes for Mr. Melon.
He told you to write down everything I say?
Yes, he did.
Good.
Take this down.
Mr. Melon, no matter what you do... no matter what stunts you pull... no matter how hard you try... you will never, ever pass this course.
Make sure he gets that.
Yes, sir.
I'll tell you what.
It's for Barbay.
Make it an "A." Where's the lab report on psychology?
Here.
It's too light.
It feels like a "C." Bulk it up and add a few multicolored graphs.
- Yo, Dad.
- Jason, hold it, will ya?
Listen, everybody.
Let's see "As" across the board.
I'll tell you what... a ten percent bonus for every grade over "B." And an A+ gets you a free trip to Hawaii... off-season.
- Dad, what's going on here?