杰瑞发布于2023-03-17
两个性格对比鲜明和出身背景全然不同的女孩,在她们十一岁时偶然于大西洋城的度假海滩相识,从此发展了一段延续三年的友情。贝特·米德勒是一名劳工阶层出身的纽约犹太人,为人热情而自负,终日梦想着要在娱乐圈中出人头地。芭芭拉则是三藩市的社交名媛,聪明漂亮又富有,但是在恋爱和婚姻中也遭遇到不少挫折。 When the New York child performer CC Bloom and San Francisco rich kid Hillary meet in a holiday resort in Atlantic City, it marks the start of a lifetime friendship between them. The two keep in touch through letters for a number of years until Hillary, now a successful lawyer moves to New York to stay with struggling singer CC. The movie shows the various stages of their friendship and their romances including their love for the same man.
Done in by the weight of those terrible tits Oh, my God There she blows Aerodynamically this girl was a mess Otto eyeballed the diva lying comatose amongst the reeds And he suddenly felt the fire of inspiration flood out of his soul He ran back to his workshop where he futzed and futzed and futzed For Otto Titsling had found his quest To lift and mould the female breast To point the small ones to the sky To keep the big ones high and dry Every night he'd sweat and snort Searching for the right support He tried some string and paper clips Hey, he even tried his own two lips Well, he stitched and he slaved and he staved and he stitched Until finally one night in the wee hours of morning Otto arose from his workbench triumphant, yes He had invented the world's First over-the-shoulder Boulder-holder Hooray Exhausted, but ecstatic Otto ran out to the diva Bearing the prototype in his hot little hand But little did Otto know At the moment of his greatest triumph lurking under the diva's bed was none other Than the very worst of the French patent thieves Phillipe de Brassiere And PhiI was watching the scene with a great deal of interest later that night white our Aida slept into the wardrobe Phillipe softly crept He fumbled through knickers and corsets galore Till he found Otto's tit sling and he ran out the door Crying, ''Oh, my God What joy, what bliss'' ''Im gonna make me a million from this'' ''Every woman in the world will want to buy one'' ''I will have all the goods'' ''Manufactured in Taiwan'' Ooh !