疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

I want them now!
You've got them, Judge!
Get dressed. You're playing golf today.
No, I'm not, Grandpa! I'm playing tennis!
You'll play golf and you'll like it!
What about my asthma?
I'll give you asthma!
What did you shoot today?
I don't keep score, Judge.
How do you measure yourself with other golfers?
By height.
You should play with Dr. Beeper and myself.
I mean, he's been Club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch, myself.
Don't sell yourself short, Judge.
You're a tremendous slouch.
Have you heard the latest one about the Jew, the Catholic and the colored boy who went to heaven?
That's a doozie, Judge!
Colored boy?
You son of a b*tch! I'll fix you!
Here you are, kid. Park my car, get my bags and put on some weight, will you?
Hey, Wang! What's with the pictures?
It's a parking lot! Come on.
I think this place is restricted, so don't tell them you're Jewish.
I'm AI Czervik.
I'm playing with Drew Scott today and this is my guest, Mr. Wang.