疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Come to Carl, varmint.
I guess we're playing for keeps now.
I guess the kidding around is pretty much over.
I guess it's just a matter of pumping about 1 5,000 gallons of water down there to teach you a lesson.
Is that it? I think it is!
-You guys are brothers?
-Yeah.
Is this a family business, or what?
They say for ltalians this is skilled labor, you know that?
No, actually, I'm a rich millionaire.
My doctor told me to get out and carry golf bags a couple of times a week.
You're a funny kid. What time are you due back in Boys Town?
Albert Einstein gave me this.
Nice man.
He made a fortune in physics.
I'll tell you, son. My main satisfaction is working with young people like yourself at our new Youtheran Center.
Why don't you drop by some time?
I've often thought of entering the priesthood.
Are you Roman Catholic?
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you can't come.
Go for it.
You know, I've often thought of becoming a golf club.
Not bad, huh? I'll have 2,000 more units in the next two years!
I bet they'd love a great shopping mall right here!
Condos over there! Plenty of parking.