疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Varmint Cong!
So what you have to do, you have to fall back on superior firepower and superior intelligence.
And that's all she wrote.
Are you going to eat your fat?
You're looking lovely this evening, Mrs. Smails.
You'd be interested to know this uniform was given to me by the Captain of the Links of St. Andrews in Scotland.
They invented the game there, but they call it "gof" without the "L" as we do.
I think I have enough butter.
Right. If you need any more.... So when Mona died last winter, I said to myself: "Al, if you keep busting your hump 1 6, "...you'll end up with a $60-million funeral! " Doll, could you scare up another round for our table?
And tell the cook this is low-grade dog food.
Here, take this for yourself.
I had better food at the ballgame!
I tell you, this steak still has marks where the jockey was hitting it.
Anyway, today I just stick to real estate.
With the market these days, if you own anything but land you own a popcorn farm !
Oh, did somebody step on a duck?
Ain't that right, sir?
The graveyard is two blocks to the left, okay?
Dog food? I'll show him dog food!
Hey, where's the bar?
Let's have some drinks here.
Waiter, here, this is for you, all right? Oh! Captain Hook!
How about the grand you owe me?
Forget about it. I'm just kidding.
This is your wife? A lovely lady.