疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

I think someone is giving you the big eye!
Hey! Can you make a bullshot?
Can you make a shoe smell?
Very funny. Why don't you get yourself a real haircut? Here, take this.
What people here! Look at that one.
The last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it!
So what brings you to this nape of the woods...neck of the wape?
How come you're here?
Daddy wanted to broaden me.
爸爸想拓宽我的视野。
In this place? Good luck!
What do you do for excitement?
Oh, l...play a lot of golf.
Golf? Nixon plays golf.
I bet you have a lot of interesting stories about your ball landing in the road.
So what do you do?
I enjoy...skinny-skiing going to bullfights on acid.... I'll bet you've got a lot of nice ties.
What do you mean?
You want to tie me up with some of your ties...Ty?
I've got a good idea.
Let's pretend...we're real human beings.
Freeze, gopher!
Who is that disgusting man over there?
I tell you, I never saw dead people smoke before!
A guest of the Scotts.
What do you say we bust up this joint?