疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

I've got my own standards, my own way.
My uncle says you've got a screw loose.
Your uncle molests collies.
And you're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.
Sing me a love song.
I'm going to.
This stuff is terrible.
It's good. You don't know how to do it.
How do I do it?
I'm going to show you.
"l was born to love you.
"l was born to lick your face.
"l was born to rub you... "...but you were born to rub me first." Let's go onto the...patio.
You know what this is called in the East?
It's the "big rub." You're very...small-breasted.
No, I was kidding.
I'll work my way down.
This is the lsle of Wight.
Careful. I'm going to move right down the Ticonic Parkway over to your clavula.... Will you get serious?
That's a very "in" thing to say.
Ow! That hurts!
You're blocking!
Just hold on to your choppers.
I'll just get a little more oil.
Now I've done it. You get that way from.... Oh, I'm sorry.