疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

It's like reaching under the rug.
You're crazy!
That's what they said about Son of Sam.
You know something else?
I'm a very qualified acupuncturist.
Don't even think about it!
I'm just going to eat these.
I want you to know about it.
It's like acupressure but it's acupuncture.
The slightest prick and you wouldn't even know-- I'll kill you!
No, I did not do that.
You feel looser?
I feel like $1 00.
Will you forget the massage and just kiss me, you fool.
Hey, what kind of sh*t is this?
It's the best, man. I got it from a Negro.
You're probably so high already you don't even know it.
He looks like Dick Cavett.
Hey, save me a toke!
Got to do my "doctor" thing.
All right, everybody, it's time to christen the sloop!
Come along, children. You can shake your booties down on the dock.
Ahoy, polloi. What did you just come from, a Scotch ad?
Eat it, Spaulding!
My, what a nice looking young man!