疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

You're from Bushwood, aren't you?
He's not a member, Grandma.
He's a caddy!
Judge Smails invited me at the Club.
Of course. You're the young man who wants to be in the Senate.
Well, you two look like a couple of boogies.
Why don't you just scamper along now?
May I escort you out, ma'am?
Hold on, son. Are you trying to make time with my best girl?
I want you to meet Chuck Schick.
He's clerking for me this summer until he passes the bar.
See you on deck, Senator!
I'm going to law school, too.
Really? Are you going to Harvard?
No. St. Copius of Northern.... Where?
Hey, Cary Grant. You want to get high?
Wait a minute! I've only got a little.
Then split. Okay?
'Bye, Chuck.
Guess I'm a little overdressed, huh?
Depends on what's underneath.
I have a little poem I'd like to read in honor of this occasion, if I may.
Spaulding, get your foot off the boat!
"lt's easy to grin when your ship comes in... "...and you've got the stock market beat.
"But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile... "...when his shorts are too tight in the seat! " Okay, Pookie, do the honors.