疯狂高尔夫 Caddyshack Movie Script

杰瑞发布于2022-12-09

在一家独家高尔夫俱乐部发生的滑稽事件。所有的成员都很富有,性格古怪,所有的员工都很穷,性格稍不古怪。主角是“丹尼”;他是一个球童,几乎可以做任何事情来筹集资金上大学。有很多小情节,包括助理饲养员对一只可爱的(显然是填充的)地鼠的追求。 Comical goings on at an exclusive golf club. All the members are wealthy and eccentric, and all the staff are poor and slightly less eccentric. The main character is 'Danny'; he's a caddy who will do almost anything to raise money to go to college. There are many subplots, including the assistant green keeper's pursuit of a cute (obviously stuffed) gopher.

Ratfarts!
You're here early.
I kind of slept here last night.
I'm in big trouble.
Yeah? Me too. I'm late!
Late for what?
For not being pregnant!
I don't hold you responsible!
It's my problem. I can handle it.
I'm not going to let you go through this alone.
Whatever you decide.
I'm going to have it! I've already decided!
That's it, then.
We'll just get married.
Oh, God! That's all I need!
No, I want to, all right?
No, you don't!
Yes, I do!
Look, I don't want to get married!
Come on, Maggie. You're just saying that.
No, I'm not!
It might not be yours. Okay?
You're making this up about the other guys so I won't feel guilty.
I'm not making it up!
All right. Well, I'm still willing to marry you!